In Wine There is Wisdom, In Beer There is Freedom, In Water There is Bacteria Shirt

If your drink of choice says something about your personality, this shirt reads like a full autobiography. With vintage flair and cheeky science, this design spells it out perfectly: wine for the thinkers, beer for the rebels, and water… well, maybe don’t trust it too much.

Set in beautifully stylized typography with playful illustrations of mugs, wine glasses, and suspicious-looking germs, this shirt celebrates the sacred trio of dive bar beverages—minus the tap water. It’s perfect for bartenders, brewers, wine snobs, and that one friend who still refuses to drink water on road trips.

Whether you’re toasting to wisdom, freedom, or just trying to stay out of the hospital, this shirt makes sure you do it with style—and a smirk.

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This shirt is available in different styles: Unisex T-shirt, Women T-shirt, Long Sleeve T-shirt, V-neck T-shirt, Unisex Pullover hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Tank top. You can also buy them for all ages and genders, from Toddler, Kids, Youth, and Adults.

Product information

Fiber composition	- Solid colors are 100% cotton - Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester - Hoodie and Sweatshirt: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Printing technology	DIGISOFT™ and DTG
Style	T-shirts, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Sweatshirts, V-necks, Youth Tees, Kid Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, and more.
Gender	Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Product Brand	Bella+Canvas; Gildan; Next Level