Keyhole Pizza Shirt – World’s “Worst” Pizza & Warmest Beer Dive Bar 🍕🍺

The Keyhole Pizza Shirt is more than just a quirky tee—it’s a celebration of Fort Loramie’s beloved little hole-in-the-wall spot that proudly calls itself home. The bold retro print captures the spirit of this icon: humble, unpretentious, and packed with character.

🍻 A Dive Bar with Pizza Swagger

Tucked off State Route 66 in Fort Loramie, Ohio, Keyhole Pizza has been a staple since 1983. With the cheeky tagline, “World’s Worst Pizza & Warmest Beer,” it flips expectations—and locals know it’s all part of the charm.

Inside, it’s a classic dive: low lighting, pool and dart leagues, occasional karaoke nights—and beer that’s anything but lukewarm. Their fresh-topped stone-oven pizzas, especially the house-made sausage, earn rave reviews even from top-tier pizza lovers .

Yelp and TripAdvisor customers gush about the cozy, friendly vibe. One review says they advertise worst pizza—but “that’s not what we got!” Another confirms, “The beer is ice cold and the pizza is hot,” calling it “a great place to get pizza if you like dive bars”.

🎉 A Community Gathering Spot

Live activities like dart and pool leagues and karaoke every other Saturday keep the local spirit alive.
Their strength lies in being family-run—over 41 years deep—lovingly serving fresh ingredients done right.
Featuring on local foodie tours as a must-stop proves it’s more than just cheesy slogans—it’s Fort Loramie’s own small-town legend.

👕 Why This Shirt Rocks

Wearing the Keyhole Pizza Shirt signals you’re part of something real—not foundation-laying pretension, but a place where community matters more than hype. It’s about late-night pizza runs, cold beers, and that perfect dive bar camaraderie that only a real hole in the wall can deliver.

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This shirt is available in different styles: Unisex T-shirt, Women T-shirt, Long Sleeve T-shirt, V-neck T-shirt, Unisex Pullover hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Tank top. You can also buy them for all ages and genders, from Toddler, Kids, Youth, and Adults.

Product information

Fiber composition	- Solid colors are 100% cotton - Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester - Hoodie and Sweatshirt: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Printing technology	DIGISOFT™ and DTG
Style	T-shirts, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Sweatshirts, V-necks, Youth Tees, Kid Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, and more.
Gender	Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Product Brand	Bella+Canvas; Gildan; Next Level